COOLAHOLICS

So I get asked alot what Southern California is like. I guess I would know. I was born in Costa Mesa which is adjacent to Newport Beach which makes me by proxy soooooooooo cool. I have NOT lived in CA for 3 years and have been living in Ohio and one observation I have at this point is that people tend to be obsessed with all things cool in CA. Like dude your car is sooooo cool. And dude the friends you have are soooooo cool. And like that house you live in is sooooo cool. And that Ivy league school you went to for college is sooooo cool. And bro your clothes are so coooooool...AD INFINITEM