Saturday, January 8, 2011

Lancy like to Dancy

So Dane and I made it into Puerto Escondido. We checked into this dope hostel right across from the beach called the Luna hostel. The locals were super cool. So cool in fact that two girls running the place invited Dane and I to a party.

So they drove and the next thing you know we are at a ranch about 20 miles south and this place had like a 100 cool cats at it. I thought I was back partying with Justin and his ball player buddies. Except their was enough weed in the air to get everyone stoned 7x to Sunday. And the alcohol and the DJ and the pool. There was this guy who just walked around making sure everyone had a joint, a beer, and food. Anything you wanted. BBQ carne, pollo, pescado, guacamole.

I gotta tell you that the Argentina ladies who were crooning about our bike ride were VERY beautiful. A stare from them would melt the paint off a Ferrari.

I'm actually blogging from this party right now. This party is out of my league at the moment. Everybody is stoned, drunk, and very- well I guess you could say friendly. So I decided to geek out right in the middle if this full on gong show. I'm blogging and enjoying the music and thankful that I ate so much food tonight. Hopefully these local gals wanna roll soon. I'm tired.

Im finishing last nights blog now. Lastnight was weed, beer, food, and Muchos international chicas. I partook of the beer and food but passed on the weed and ladies. I don't feel comfortable smoking weed nor having intoxicated relations with strangers even if it is a smokin hot 22 year old Argentinian who kept calling me Lancy AKA Lance Armstrong. She kept saying "Lancy like to dancy?!"

We found someone to take us home about 11pm. I was exhausted from getting virtually no sleep the night before so gong show avoided.

We ended up getting a ride home from this hilarious guy who broke EVERY traffic law known to man which is saying alot because I'm in mainland Mexico and the only traffic law appears to be not crashing into anyone. Which I guess is the point of all laws but still I had a stomach ache from laughing so hard. This dude was WAY freaking drunk, WAY stoned, and WAY funny. At one point he stopped the car on the freeway and waved the bus traveling behind us to pass us and he shouted as it passed " I'm Sooooooooooo sorry mi girlfriend is on her el period and I have to stop and let the cramp pass." Dane and I roared with laughter.


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